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Baggage Reclaim SystemOwing to the refurbishment of our airport, we are offering a complete baggage reclaim system for the bargain price of only $167,293!! Less than five years old, it is still under extended guarantee. Although it is designed for a small to medium sized airport, it has many other possible adaptations and uses:
- a mobile buffet which can avoid the need for your wedding reception guests to queue up and get angry waiting for their food; with its adjustable speed, it also prevents some guests spending too much time deciding whether to have the prawn cocktail or lobster bisque, and also avoids the possibility of them bumping into each other and starting fights trying to fill up their glasses for the umpteenth time;
- an alternative to a bouncy castle at parties, giving children the excitement of doing precisely what you always tell them not to do at airports in case they slip and get caught in the machinery, thereby locking down the whole baggage reclaim process in the airport and necessitating emergency hospital treatment and repatriation, which is either not covered by your existing travel insurance, or which you forgot to take out cover for in the first place;
- an easy way to instantly change the decor of your living space; just run it round your living room, hall and dining room, and instantly change the look at any time you want with just the push of a button! Impress your neighbours! Confuse the dog! But be careful not to mangle the cat!
- hosting a passť seventies quiz show, and using the system to display all the prizes for the contestants to try to remember; or you could even use the system as a prize in its own right (although in this case you'll need another baggage reclaim system to put the original baggage reclaim system on to show to the contestants)!
Presidential Candidate ParaphernaliaLast of a job lot of banners, flags, stickers and other equipment tried and tested in a real election environment! Most of it is unused and still boxed for easy shipment. Can be used in any country with minimal alterations, e.g. modification of national colours to red, white and blue and change of candidates' names to McCaine and Palin. Apply P.O. Box GOP000.
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